The first rule of Discord is you do not talk about Discord.

> I'm so Discordian, I don't even believe in Eris.

discordians are prohibited from believing what they read, so it sounds like you are more in line with discordian orthodoxy. I believe everything i read, that makes me a rebel and therefore better than you.

EH?

I'm so Discordian, my thoughts don't stink! Hah!

UH?

I'm so Discordian I don't even believe in Elvis...

I can't tell you how. It is a trade secret.

i started the Discordian movement back in the early cretaceous period, when the X-ists were still whooping it up getting stoned on the oxygen content of our atmosphere. I Found Eris, sitting in a drumcircle with Yahweh and Asherah, she was instigating a fight, ( as usual) When Odin walked up and said" Hey, theres this guy over at thePurple Cave, ( nice place, but the beer was a little weak) says he has this great idea for how to get beyond this eternity thing, Yumans he calls em, " an it was then i saw Eris's eyes light up and Yahweh was JUST getting a rightous steam built up for the RANT OF THE MILLENNIA, ( as usual) cuz Asherah just WOULDNT let him have his way, over something petty and stupid. anyway, one thing led to another, and these Yumans got made and well, Eris has been pretty much keeping the universe entertained ever since, but it was ME that decided that these Yumans oughtta get with the program and "GET RIGHT WITH ERIS" yeehaw hallelujah, all hail Eris, pass the peanuts.

Snasages
For those that know are silent
And those who know not
Tell you that they do
Then there are the ones that walk
Sideways

Sigh. I was all geared up to write something enlightening, something profound..
Then, in a moment of satori, I had a full ten seconds of flatulence.

i am so discordian i am not...

What's a Discordian?