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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, May 19, 2005 - 4:28 AMModerator?
We don' got not moderator...
WE DON' NEED NO STEENKIN' MODERATOR!
Besides, we're Discordians. We're for Chaos, not Moderation. Have a Moderator? It basically goes competely against our grain. Against our fruits and vegetables, too, and some would even claim it goes against our dairy (with the possible exception of yogurt). And *ALL* Vegetarian Discordians of course state that it goes against our meat, kosher or not.
It goes without saying that Hot Dog Buns On Fridays are *right OUT*! (Goes without saying? But YIPES and forsooth! I actually *said* it! Oh, CRAP! The Dept. of Unstated Things is gonna have my ass on a hot dog bun for sure! *assterisk*)
We're a Non-Prophet Irreligious Disoranization... didn't you read the pamphlet?!?
[*assterisk* - ...and my patoot is one meat that is DEFiNiTELY *not* kosher. Or even halal.] -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, May 19, 2005 - 11:49 AMCan I make it go against MY meat?
I move to nominate and bowl full of Jello as the moderator. Any seconds? -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, May 19, 2005 - 1:08 PMI would vote for the Wienerschnitzel Hot Dog, were in not for the fact that he wears a bun.
Perhaps an ostritch?
Of course, if no ostritches step forward, I'm willing to settle for the Jello. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, May 19, 2005 - 2:16 PMOr perhaps a pile of chicken bones.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, June 3, 2005 - 4:31 PM> I move to nominate and bowl full of Jello as the moderator. Any
> seconds?
I'll take seconds! I love Jello!
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, May 19, 2005 - 7:09 PMDiscordian answer to why no moderator. Yellow 42.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, May 20, 2005 - 4:50 AMWhy, Hell Yes, if you guys are serving Jello, I'll have seconds...!
Having a moderator may go against our grain, and our fruits & vegetables, our meat, and our dairy (again, possibly excepting yogurt), but absolutely NO ONE said anything about refined processed cartilidge products with sugar and artificial flavors and colours.
And if I did, I rescind that motion, and move that Non-Dairy Whipped Topping be considered as a running mate. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 1:55 PMi think the picture of no-one makes a great moderator. why does he/she need to be replaced by a quivering amorphous quasi-solid? (no offense to anyone with ED) has the picture of no-one allowed this tribe to go to shit or is the whole thing just too daoist? isn't the choosing of a moderator a function of meta-moderation anyways, thus making us all collectivly too moderate before we even start? i think we should vote for a Liberator instead of a Moderator, personally.
vive les corps d'or de pomme!
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, May 23, 2005 - 3:15 PMThere is no moderator anywhere. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, May 26, 2005 - 11:44 AM>There is no moderator anywhere.
Or, rather, the only moderator is the one we invent ourselves.
I have to agree with the great Lazarus Long in this case as well: Moderation is for monks. Being Moderator-less seems to fit with the philosophical anarchistic tendencies inherent in Discordianism anyway.
Or not. What the smeg do I care? As long as it's still fun.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, May 26, 2005 - 11:57 AMAlright you chaotic motherfuckers, I want a moderator so we can have a stinkin picture thats all....if ya'll let me I'll the moderator
for a day, I'll change the picture of the question mark and pass it ova to the jello.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, May 27, 2005 - 6:00 PMIf ya wanna get technical, I'm the one that created the darn tribe.
And created it moderator-less I might add.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, May 28, 2005 - 8:38 AMTim X-13 K, no a picture isn't that important, just makes the joint a little more pleasent to be around, that's all.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, June 1, 2005 - 12:50 PM>just makes the joint a little more pleasent to be around, that's all.
I've found that joints are usually pleasent to be around anyway.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, June 2, 2005 - 6:52 PMJoints are OK, but hookahs are smoother. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, June 2, 2005 - 7:43 PMI do not recall or don't know what a hookah is, enlighten me?
Unless you using that jive talk yo and reffering to hookers.. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, June 3, 2005 - 11:23 AM>I do not recall or don't know what a hookah is, enlighten me?
A hookah is a Turkish water pipe, used for smoking Legal Tobacco Products. At least that's what the sign at the headshop say they're for. Ya know, one of these:
www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/amo...ookah.jpg
>Unless you using that jive talk yo and reffering to hookers..
I think you mean a Pookah.
Or is that an invisible rabbit? So confused..........
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, June 4, 2005 - 1:06 AMOhh right I know what you talkin bout now...the Lebanise community here in Sydney have a couple of restaurants/coffee shops that you can smoke some of that 'tabacco', I thik they call it hubbly bubbly, I may have mis-spelt that and butch'd it..in my smoking days I never smoked tabacco in them tho, wacky tabac all the way.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Tue, November 15, 2005 - 7:30 AMCan make a joint the moderator? How about a bit of the old Hashhishim? Is not everything permitted here? Or is this uncarved blocky space the only sacred one. POEE. I also have jello in my head phones and on my computer screen. Seconds are whalecum. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Tue, November 15, 2005 - 7:36 PMSo is the question: joints or hash?
Then the answer is
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Re: Why no moderator?
Tue, November 15, 2005 - 8:03 PMI think moderation should be replaced by excess. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sun, November 20, 2005 - 6:15 PMI am curious if someone could explain to me how you would go about making a tribe moderatorless.
I would love to do this for the tribe I started called "Do What Thou Wilt...". Currently I am the moderator, but the essence of the tribe, as I'm sure you recognize is not in need of moderation. So, if someone could explain how I can remove myself as moderator from the tribe, without having someone else take over, I would be much obliged. And feel free to come by and join the tribe and contribute anything you desire... DO WHAT THOU WILT...
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, November 21, 2005 - 8:27 PMclick off...I mean take off...you know the moderation...remove your button...
Ok...go to your moderation section...and remove yourself...hehheheheh
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, December 17, 2005 - 8:26 AMI'm in another tribe that didn't believe in having a moderator, but was forced to vote one in after the person who founded the tribe got an email in the last couple weeks saying moderator-less tribes will be shut down if they don't get one. (the pesky TOU Draconian changes strike again)
I'm surprised this hasn't been discussed here... Somebody's prob not checking their msgs...
IMO it shows that no matter how you cut it, (re. whiner-backlash in "unenforceable" thread) Discordian principles don't jive with these new policies. If I'm wrong, great; but if I'm correct, we'll either disappear on the 20th or soon be forced to choose, oxymoronically, a Discordian Moderator. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, December 17, 2005 - 8:59 AMSimple enough. If this one goes bye-bye, I'll set up a newer shiney board and let my cat moderate. He has the destructive side of chaos down, and he's durned cute to boot.
And you won't have to deal with his stinky cat farts. Stinky, hellish, miasmic cat farts. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, March 26, 2007 - 8:01 PMWill the tribe really disappear with no moderator? If so I am willing to become moderator and pass the torch to anyone else who wants it. It seems noone wants one but someone mentioned the tribe would be deleted if there is no moderator. I don't know if that's true or not? -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, March 26, 2007 - 9:39 PMI think there hasn't been a moderator in over a year... probably longer...
I have my doubts about deletion... -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, March 26, 2007 - 10:18 PMI should message tribe help and ask them. I would hate to see a cool tribe be deleted. Maybe small tribes few few or no members but I don't see how a large tribe with active posting would be deleted. When I see tribes I like that don't have a moderator I often actively pursue becoming the moderator. I love tribe and have alot of fun. If there is ever an opportunity to become a moderator of a tribe I think is cool I usually jump on the opportunity. If later someone else wants to be the moderator I am usually open to passing the torch and have done so several times. The HOTRODS tribe. The ALIEN SEX FIEND tribe. The BEAUTIFUL WOMEN tribe. The DRAGQUEENS tribe. Etc....... I recently became moderator of the Nina Hagen tribe. I was like "HELLO!!!" I love me some Nina Hagen! I am now pursuing becoming moderator of the C.S. Hyatt tribe and the Kenneth Anger tribe. : ) -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, March 30, 2007 - 10:23 PMThe more laws there are, the more criminals there are.
The more moderators there are, the more things there are that need moderating.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of moderation. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, March 30, 2007 - 11:19 PMIf Tribe doesnt require a moderator then thats cool. No need for concern. If a good tribe is going to go away because there is no moderator then someone should be it just so the tribe is not deleted. I havent asked tribe help about this but should soon because people have spoken about it as something thats supposedly true. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Tue, April 3, 2007 - 8:50 AMLet's wait and see how long it takes them to complain again... It's been unmoderated a very long time; at least a year, I'm thinking maybe two?
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, April 9, 2007 - 12:51 AMtribe staff comes and goes. we stay non-moderated.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, May 28, 2005 - 10:55 AMSo you have to have a mod to have picture?
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, May 28, 2005 - 11:02 AMMost definitely, it needs to be uploaded. I just hate that question mark...but I guess we are Discodians and order is not in our blood.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, May 28, 2005 - 11:03 AMI knid of like it with the question mark. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, May 28, 2005 - 11:56 AMProperly interpreted, the current picture is perfect as a Discordian symbol – isn't that question mark just at the location of the pineal gland ?
Improperly interpreted, I would argue that it is also a great Discordian symbol, for obvious reasons.
Consequently, I hereby formally propose that we leave moderation in the tentacles of the jello. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, June 2, 2005 - 10:47 PMI've been trying. But as it lacks digits it just kind of sits there on my keyboard. It eventually starts coagulating too and it's makes ifttts hardddddd ttto tttype...
Freak the norms man! As I see it, any old dimwit can make that icon just by signing up. Dimwit is definitely quite normal nowadays. Someone just make a bogus account already and do ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, June 2, 2005 - 11:56 PMThough the Pineal gland sounds like a smashing idea. Wait, it's quite close the keyboard right now, if we're very quiet ... we ... might ... just ... beeeee
ABLE TO....
give me a second, i gotta figure this one out. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, July 8, 2005 - 1:48 PMWell, I think this would make a smashing image if we were to every require a picture. If we need to make a decision, its good to refer to it right? www.buddycom.com/cells/neu...locate.jpg
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 12:11 PMThis is a warning to all the false moderators and the blasphemous beings who believe there is no moderator--your time is drawing to an end. Beware.
I will rescue the giant pink teapot (mentioned in another thread...)
And then!
And then I will fill it with Jello, institute a coup, and install the giant pink teapot filled with Jello as the true and rightful moderator. This magnificient being will be loved by all and known for dispensing justice in an even-handled maner.
The giant pink teapot filled with Jello is the One True Moderator. All other moderators are pretenders. All who believe there is no moderator are moderatorless-communists and will be burned at the stake...or at least given a wedgie. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 1:58 PMAll hail the giant pink teapot filled with Jello, prophet of Eris here on Earth! -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 3:09 PMYour piety will be rewarded. The giant pink teapot filled with Jello will remember your words, be sure, and you will be one of the elect who will be invited to the Sacred Jello Wrestling Spectacle.
(BTW, anyone know a couple female Jello wrestlers who can work on short notice?) -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 3:24 PMI believe there's some in Utah. They love Jello and hot females in that state. Just tell them its for family home evening or a relief society event and they'll even bring their own extra jello. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 6:48 PMEveryone loves Jello and hot females. 3.8 billion years of evolution has insured that fact. Jello and hot females--it's basic--it's in our genes.
But I LOVE the idea of them bringing their own Jello. Can they bring enough to fill a giant pink teapot? Cuz I've only got $2.95 to work with and I'm starting to see that this whole project could go over-budget.
What if we tell them this is to benefit starving Jello wrestlers? I hear there are lots of starving Jello wrestlers in Africa. Being Jello wrestlers themselves that should get their sympathy... -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 8:24 PMI think that, like me, Eris would be much happier with hot male wrestlers. Definetly hot male wrestlers in blue jello. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 11:24 PMYes, I also think it has to be hot male wrestlers.
I wonder... would the jello have to be flavored? -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, July 27, 2005 - 11:51 PMEris is bi. Trust me, I know. But yeah, she'd like both. Any male Jello wrestlers willing to volunteer? It's all for the greater glory (and entertainment, anyway) of Eris...and it's also to help the poor starving Jello wrestlers in Africa. This is for a good cause. Wrestling is good. Jello is good. Eris is good. Starvation is bad. You do the math.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Thu, July 28, 2005 - 9:57 AMWell, Utahn's stockpile lots of things for the apocalypse. Jello being one of the major things. Because god hates people who don't have jello for the post apocalypse. how can you greet your mutant neighbors if you don't have a shimmering tub of green jello with banana's in it.
Eris is probably more than bi, lets toss a couple of robotic wrestlers in as well. And some nerf weapons. We can get a whole Mad Max beyond Jellodome going.
Although if we want unflavored jello, why not just go straight to KY wrestling.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, July 29, 2005 - 11:42 AM>Any male Jello wrestlers willing to volunteer?
I would, but it gets stuck in my tummyhair. It did last time, anyway.
Otter
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, August 17, 2005 - 9:51 PMI would... but jello gets stuck in my fur... but then again, if the loser has to lick it off afterwards.... -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, August 22, 2005 - 9:47 AMbecause NO ONE is watching. mu-hah-ha.... -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Wed, August 24, 2005 - 5:01 PMIt's more fun to wrestle in dry Jell-O. It just gets everywhere and then it sort of sticks like flavored Sakrete to the moister bits. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 11:20 AMEw.
I wonder what would happen if one covered onesself in dry Jell-O, then was lightly sprayed with water, then sat in a cool place for several hours?
Hmmmmm...........
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, August 29, 2005 - 11:54 AMThey'd probably end up in the next " ___ of the Dead" movie. That is if they could survive the swarms of ants, gnats and bees. -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 10:47 AMJello of the Dead?
And yeah, the ants and such would be problematic.
On the other hand, one would be quite resistant to impacts; a Jello-covered person could probably survive a stupendous fall and, well, bounce back.
Otter
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, October 24, 2005 - 3:41 AMOur benevolent One True Moderator the giant pink teapot filled with Jello seems to have overflowed and spread all over San Francisco:
www.lizhickok.com/assets/po...1city.html
Does anyone have clues about the intentions of our leader? Do giant pink teapots have a pineal gland? -
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, October 24, 2005 - 10:43 AMDear Eris! And to think I'm sitting in the middle of all that. This jello idea is brilliant! It would defend us from earthquakes! Although we might all have to acquire land and sea legs living like this. The homeless could just take a bite of a building too if they were hungry and repair costs would be cheap!
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Re: Why no moderator?
Mon, October 24, 2005 - 2:03 PMI'd trade a years worth of hot dogs for ten minutes eating Ashbury street and the homes that line it.
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Re: Why no moderator?
Fri, October 28, 2005 - 10:00 AMIf you want your moderator back, he's in my cage hugging my favorite tire in shear terror. I guess he never saw a gorilla type before? Sure, we can do sign language and have pet kittens! But type? 1000 monkeys my ass! Get ten gorillas together and one terrified moderator, and that bastard will type like a demon!
Oh, so we're suppose to type???
And I guess you expect me to put my kitten down too?
;)
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Re: Why no moderator?
Sat, October 29, 2005 - 11:13 PM<insert witty comment regarding stroking one's pussy while typing one handed>
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